Conversation in the back of the car with ds and her friend while travelling to spend extortionate amount of money at a wildlife park today:
6 yr old: What if the world was made of one really really big bottom?
7 yr old: You'd have to mind out you didn't fall down the crack. That wouldn't be very nice.
Conversation overheard while at wildlife park from two girls (probably age 4 and 5yrs) in the company of a small toddler who was most likely named Dan:
Younger girl: I'm going to marry Dan.
Older girl: No, I'll marry Dan. You'll have to marry Alex. Because you do realise, don't you that you can't marry your own brother.
Toddler (Dan): [silence...as he waddles off, nappy slowly sliding down the inside leg of his trousers]