Conversation in the back of the car with ds and her friend while travelling to spend extortionate amount of money at a wildlife park today:
6 yr old: What if the world was made of one really really big bottom?
7 yr old: You'd have to mind out you didn't fall down the crack. That wouldn't be very nice.
Conversation overheard while at wildlife park from two girls (probably age 4 and 5yrs) in the company of a small toddler who was most likely named Dan:
Younger girl: I'm going to marry Dan.
Older girl: No, I'll marry Dan. You'll have to marry Alex. Because you do realise, don't you that you can't marry your own brother.
Toddler (Dan): [silence...as he waddles off, nappy slowly sliding down the inside leg of his trousers]
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Miss Amoo is staying over at a friends house tonight.About an hour after we got there to drop her off, I was enjoying a gin and tonic in the garden when they bounced out and her friend said loudly "How can it be a sleepover if your Mum's still here?"
What exactly are the criteria for sleepovers?
My kids have long ago learnt that my criteria for sleepovers is that the kids disappear.
I don't mind what the kids are doing or how late they stay up, just as long as I don't hear or see them. If they venture into the adult zone after hours then I turn into SuperNanny with two heads.
Naughty Step? Pah! I have Evil Mountain Of No Return.
Mine just growl 'When are you going to GO?'
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