The things we want to know...

dd wants to know...'What happens if you do something illegal and the Police don't see?'

I want to know:

a) how my 6-year-old knows the word 'illegal'!
and
b) whether she is asking this from a whats-the-sound-of-one-hand-clapping philosophical aspect or if she plans on having a career as a criminal!

From tomorrow I am going to go back to ordinary blogging. My head hurts.